she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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