Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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