Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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