I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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