He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
