look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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