Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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