Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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