Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We left an ass print on the piano.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Randomize
