I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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