Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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