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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."

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(716): View more from New York

Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.

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(941): View more from Florida

All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."

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