i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i believe in u and ur pee
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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