"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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