marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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