it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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