He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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