Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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