exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
