2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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