my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you inspire me to be a worse person
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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