Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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