How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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