I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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