Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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