Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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