Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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