she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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