so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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