summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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