dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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