he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I did not marry a roomba.
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