Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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