and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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