Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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