I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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