just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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