she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You're like the curious george of whores
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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