Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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