Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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