that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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