Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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