Your tits are I can't wait for
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
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