But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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