doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I AM VODKA MAN
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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