Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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