They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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