end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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