I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
