dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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