Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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